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Debate Goes On, Bigfoot Holds His Own

From left to right: John McCain, Bigfoot, Barack Obama.

(Not pictured: Sarah Palin, Joe Biden, Abominable Snowman)

Bigfoot Outlines Plan to Save Economy

Step 1 - Stimulus Package: Issue all Americans $50 in Bigfoot Bucks.

Step 2 - Bailout: Use Taxpayer's money to buy one billion shares of Jack Links Beef Jerky.

Step 3 - Out of Sight, Out of Mind: Hide in the woods until the market stabilizes.

Bigfoot Wins Emmy for His Portrayal of John Adams, Earns "Patriotism Bump" in Polls

Bigfoot Visits Wall Street, Surveys Economic Fallout, Goes Unnoticed

McCain, Bigfoot Challenge Each Other's Toughness at Debate, "Angry-Face-Off" Ensues

Vice-Presidential Candidate Nessie Surveys Hurricane Ike Destruction

Palin Attacks Nessie's Record

Not one day after Bigfoot's historic nomination of Loch Ness governor Nessie as his Vice Presidential running mate, Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has launched an attack on the governor's record.

"Governor Nessie has had her flippers in special interests from day one.  She looks out for one creature, and that's herself!  Is it mere coincidence that while her fellow dinosaurs perished in the Great Flood, she managed to survive another four thousand years?  I think not."

Matt Damon has expressed his support of Nessie.

Bigfoot names Nessie as his Vice Presidential Candidate

In a shrewd political move, Bigfoot has selected the first female governor of Loch Ness as his Vice-Presidential running mate.

The Obama and McCain campaigns released a joint-statement, claiming that governor Nessie's "only record is a record of hiding... hiding behind the kickbacks of special interest groups, hiding behind the righteous whims of the moral majority, and most importantly, hiding underwater."

Reached for comment, Nessie responded, "Nessie want fish!" (Statement translated from sonar readings.)

Nessie and Bigfoot will make their first joint-appearance tomorrow during a campaign stomp at Stonehenge.

Historic Announcement

Today, for the first time in our nation's history, a cryptid accepted his party's nomination for President of the United States.

An excerpt from Bigfoot's historic speech:

My fellow hominids, I stand before you today not as a Sasquatch, not as a politician, but as... an American.  For too long have I hidden in the shadows, scampering across mountain roads while corrupt leaders and greedy corporations have disenfranchised the American people.  Our time has come.  And their time is over!